Store was pretty quiet today until nearly lunchtime.
Customer: Did you watch the swearing in?
Clerk: Yes . .
Customer: Thing about it, have you shopped at Target lately?
Clerk: ?
Customer: There's lots of swearing there; menSWEAR, ladieSWEAR, kidSWEAR . . .
Clerk: huh.
Customer: Not like Walmart. It ought to be safe from terrorists . . . know why?
Clerk: ?
Customer: All the oranges have Naval Bases.
Fade to weary clerk still forcing a smile as Mister Cheerful leaves the store.
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